can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
then that’s the best because they love you for absolutely no reason
(Source: l0stkeys, via coilovers)
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
(via funnybrunette)
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh
(via laughbitches)